Why men are happier than women?

This is an article I found in newspaper two days ago.I hope you will enjoy this as much as I did.....

1. they let wedding plans take care themselves
2. the can become next US president
3. they can never get pregnant
4. they can wear a white T-shirt or no shirt,to a water park
5. they don't need to stop and find out how to turn a nut on a bolt
6. they think wrinkles add character
7. they rent tuxedo for $100 but a woman buys a wedding dress for $5000
8. they are fine with the occasional well rendered belch
9. new shoes don't cut,blister or mangle their feet
10. they can open their own jars
11. they get extra credit for slightest act of thoughtfulness
12. they cannot see wrinkles in their clothes
13. everything on their face stays its original colour
14. the same hairstyle lasts for years or decades
15. their belly usually hides their big hips
16. they have one wallet and one pair of shoes in one colour for all seasons
17. they can "do"their nails with pocket knife
18. they can grow moustache anytime